1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. I wish.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a vet.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Being able to play my cello better.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Sprite.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. None.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Manga.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Pisces.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Yeah, 4 tattoos, and 5 piercings.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Biting my nails.
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
A. Yeah.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. None.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Negative.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Hang out, and talk about tattoos and zombies and stuffs.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Broke my jaw in 4 places.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I think of girls when I fuck guys. LOL.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. Yeah.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. That would be awesome.
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. That you were nice.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Neither.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Skinnier.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Partner.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Green.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Either.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Buy my parent's old house/land.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. My room.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Somewhat.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Read.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Yeah.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Ignorance.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Quiet.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yeah
35) Do you believe in God?
A. Nope.
36) Will you re-post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Already did.

I had a three wheeler wreck in 2001.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.I am! I'm married.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To become a comic book character
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I wish I was artistic. I'm insanely jealous of those who can draw/paint/sculpt well.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Like at a bar? A Bud. Any drink? A propel water, kiwi strawberry.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Currently - Spinach! I eat it every day, at least once.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Currently reading Cujo, but Stephen King.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Pisces
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Tattoo on my ring finger, my left shoulder, and the top of my back along the shoulder blades. Both ears are stretched to 1/2" and I have two lip piercings which I never wear anymore but the holes are there.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Biting my nails.
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
A. If I knew it were you.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Running!
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I tend to be negative, but I'm really trying to change that.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Stare at the door and smile until you said something.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. The passing of my father.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. Haha, I used to play D&D in high school.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. A horse, two rats, a fish, a bunny, and a dog.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I would be like... "how did you find out where I live?"
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. She has rats and lives in Michigan, yay!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Annoying and creepy.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. My chin! I hate hate hate it!
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Depends on the crime.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Brown
23) Ever been arrested?
A. No
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Neither really, I rarely drink pop.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off my bills and husband's credit cards, pay for a personal trainer, and just go clothes shopping/grocery shopping with the rest.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. My house.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes, to a certain extent.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Workout
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. I try not to
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Laziness
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Quiet
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I do
35) Do you believe in God?
A. I'm not sure what I believe, mostly no.
36) Will you re-post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Um, sure.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. SO CEREAL.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. There was this two headed horse, and it bit me in the ass.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Mind reading
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Yes please. Er Martini
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. LETTUCE
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Something about dead people
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Virgo
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Yep. ;) YOU KNOW
9) Worst Habit?
A.Picking my nose
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
A. Get in my car lil girl. I have candy
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.Tonsil Hockey
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Totally Negative. I'm a big jerk
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Photoshoot?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. I spilt some of my iced capp today.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I have cooties
16) Do you have any pets?
A. I have a zoo
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I would play hula hoop with you
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. Psssh, that was like 37 years ago. We are old dude.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. SCARY OHMIGOD
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.I would be a thinner hot bitch.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Well, I am USUALLY the partner in crime. XD
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Hazel
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Plead the fifth.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.Fountain
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.Blow it all in one store. Wanna go shopping?
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.Work
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.Yeh, the poltergeist at my moms house helped me with that
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.work
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.I DONT SWEAR BITCH
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.mouths ?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.Spunky
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.Sure why not?
35) Do you believe in God?
A.no
36) Will you re-post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Doubtful, maybe. I dunno tho

even worse, I spilt it on my leather seat in my corvette.

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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. No. I got divorced 10 years ago and I rarely even date.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. All I knew was I wanted to be rich. Hasn't happened so far.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Wish I would of kept up w/ art/drawing and then I could of become a tattoo artist.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Either a Leinenkugals (beer), Black Russian, or a diet cola.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Corn and potatos don't count. I guess I pick broccoli. I eat it several times a week.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. I am currently reading "Odd Hours" by Dean Koontz. I think the last book I read was "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn but I am not sure.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Scorpio
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. This is a long list. Right arm sleeved in in a "americana" type theme. Left arm is mostly sleeved (elbow down) w/ skulls. 5 or 6 different images of Bettie Page fill my back w/a tribal background. Skull inside my lower lip. Peace sign and a rose w/ wings are on my chest. Several more skulls are on my legs (I have right around 35 to 40 different skulls) I also have autographs on my leg by Ozzy, Henry Rollins, Dave Attel, Bobcat Goldthwait, The Amazing Jonathan, and Thenigma, Mr Lifto, and Jim Rose from the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow. The only piercing I keep jewelry in 24/7 is my ampallang. I can wear a 0 gauge in my Prince Albert whenever I wish but I keep it out most of the time. My septum as still open and I am guessing it to be around a 10 or an 8 gauge. When I stopped wearing it it was a 0. My tongue is still open and I would guess it to be an 8 or a 6 gauge. That was also a 0 when I took it out. I have also had both tragus done, my bridge, labret, throat, multiple ears, stretched left lobe, standard lip piercing, nipples, frenums and hafadas. I am tempted to get some piercings redone but not right now as I am doing plasma. I know I will get more tattoo work done in the future.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Procrastination. Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow... or the day after...
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
A. If I recognized you I sure would.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. I am not into ANY sports. To be honest the way most guys are into sports I am into either cartoons or porn.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I can have my negative moments that's for sure but I try to keep an optimistic attitude. It makes life easier.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Talk about whatever came to mind. There is a lot of stuff we are both interested in. I would probably try to tell jokes and keep things funny to make the time go by easier.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. I should say the death of my father but getting married ranked right up there.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I don't have my big toenails.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. Yes I do. 4 cats. (In order of time spent w/ me) Ginger, Rabies, Distemper (AKA Dizzy), and Amigo. Last year I lost Midnight and Watson and I still miss them both. I have a betta fish and 6 goldfish as well.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. First I would wonder why and how you found me. I would invite you in but apologize for the condition my house was in. If it were a work day I would even call in. =)
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. Reminded me A LOT of myself when I was younger.

Bobcat was one of the coolest celebs that I met. He took time out to talk and take pictures and was really down to earth. Bill Murray was not a real friendly guy but I may have met him on a bad day. (His autograph I got before starting the leg thing)

Wish I had some better answers for you on the penis questions. I have only been w/ 2 women since having it done. The girl before the ex who I was w/ for about 2 weeks and the ex who I was w/ for about a year total. The ex wife said she enjoyed it but it must not have been enough to keep her from cheating repeatedly. I had a variety of pieces of jewelry I would wear to keep things interesting. I have known several other people who have had lower piercings done and they all talk like it is the best thing to have ever happened to their dick... I have been celebate for a long time (by choice I would like to think) the main reason I have kept the ampallang all these years is because it is like a badge of courage to me. Not that many guys are willing to go through the extremeness that is an ampallang. I don't know if I mentioned it in my journal a couple months back but I recently stretched the ampallang from a 12 to an 8 gauge. That was... interesting. I don't wear the prince albert jewelry all the time because honestly it gets in the way and since the hole isn't going to shrink up on me I just throw it in now and then so that I know it's there.

My teeth have suffered because I the barbell I used to wear. I have had a few teeth pulled and work done on the ones that are left. That was something that wasn't really mentioned 10 - 13 years ago.

I would say yes. There is a small age gap and a few things that differ but we both tend to find ourselves drawn to the oddities in life and the "darker" things that make life far more interesting.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. I fucking hate clowns.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. This is a toss up. Thicker and longer hair or thinner more toned body. Vanity or health... vanity or health... I hate to say it but I would pick thicker longer hair.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Depends on the crime and if we would get away w/ it. I have broken a law or three.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blue
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Speaking of crime. I was arrested for possession or a controled substance in 1991. The substance was LSD. I stayed clean of all drugs and alcohol for 8 years w/ the exception of a 1 month vacation around year 5. I have done a few drugs again, if you want to know specifics just ask, but right now I am drug free. I have a drink here and there but while I love the taste of alcohol I hate the feeling fo being drunk.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. I do drink 2-4 cans of soda a day but I drink mostly water. About 1/2 to a full gallon a day.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Put $2000 aside for a vacation (Amsterdam if I could get someone to go w/ me.) The rest would go on home repairs/payments.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Lame but true. My room. It has all the comforts I need.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. This is one that I ponder a lot. I don't believe in god hence I don't believe in a soul/spirit. However I have had personal experiences and believe in ghosts. Not sure what ghosts are but I believe in something.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Play on my computer or watch different downloaded files on ly computer. Reading takes a close second.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. I do have trouble at times making a complete sentence w/out throwing in a fucking swear word.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Other drivers or the snot nosed punks that make my job hell at work.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Outspoken
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I believe it is good for others but not for me. At one time and who knows what the future holds but I honestly feel that I should be by myself.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. No. Religion pisses me off.
36) Will you re-post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. I will post this and honestly wonder how many other people will fill it out.

Any questions on anything feel free to ask.